FUQ:

It's a lot of things, and simultaneously very few things. I know very little about web design (as you can probably tell, given the underwhelming UX), but I'm mostly doing it for fun, so who cares. At the moment, I'm sort of building it up breadth-first, and as a result just about every page is under construction.



Frequently Unasked Questions. At the time of writing, nobody has actually asked me any of these questions, let alone any questions about this site. But hey, maybe at some point! You truly do never know.

You'd best bet I am. The power of collapsible-text-boxes-I-copy-and-pasted-from-the-first-link-on-Google is mine to command.

The rudest way possible.





It's a lot of things, and simultaneously very few things. To make a long story short, I liked the idea of making a weirder, more surreal page, but having a site that was pure nonsense didn't actually turn out to be a very good idea. My solution to this was to split the site in two, with pages having "real" and "surreal" versions.

I might return to it at some point, but for a beginner website, probably not. In my experience, making chaos interesting always tends towards either being easy or hard, and in this medium, it seems rather hard. There's a reason all the good dada artists were visual artists.

Okay, fair enough. John Cage was pretty cool.

Yep, sometimes when an about page is more of the developer talking to themself than an actual explanation, tangents like that crop up. Sorry about that. Do look him up sometime, though.







Nothing too complicated- I just like to save often and preview the site in real-time. The little functionality this site has is mostly the result of me tinkering around for far too long. It's been a learning experience for sure.